♥ JOKES ♥

Cop : '' Did you Kill this Man? ''
Me : '' No, a Bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the Ground.
The Ground is part of Nature. He died of natural causes. Case Closed.''

'' शादी से पहले '' भगवान '' से माँगा था,
'' अच्छी '' पकाने '' वाली देना ..!! ''
जल्दबाजी में '' खाना '' बोलना ही भूल गया ..! '' 😛 😛 😛

કોર્ટ માં છુટાછેડા નો કેસ ચાલતો હતો..
પ્રશ્ન એ હતો કે બાળક નો કબ્જો કોને સોંપવો...
પત્ની એ દલીલ કરી કે મેં ખુબ દર્દ વેઠી ને આ બાળક ને જન્મ આપી આ દુનિયા માં લાવી છુ, એટલે મારુ કહેવાય..
જજે પતિ સામે જોયું..

પતિ એ કહ્યું: ATM માંથી પૈસા કાઢો તો પૈસા મશીન ના કહેવાય કે કાર્ડ નાખનાર નાં..???

જજ ICU માં છે...

Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, '' It was really great mum! Today we made explosives! ''

Mother, '' Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow? ''

Patrick, '' What school? ''

ઘુઘો સોફટવેર કંપનીમા ઈન્ટરવ્યુ દેવા ગ્યો
ઈન્ટરવ્યુ લેવા વાળો : JAVA ના કોઈ પણ ચાર Version બતાવો ?
ઘુઘો : 1 - મર JAVA
2 - મિટ JAVA
3 - મૈ સદકે JAVA
અને 4 - લુટ JAVA
ઈન્ટરવ્યુ લેવા વાળો શાબાસ
અબ તુમ ઘર JAVA

कुछ अमीरों की चर्चा...

किसी ने कहा मेरा बाथरुम 10 लाख का तो किसी ने 20 लाख को किसी ने 50 लाख का बताया
और जब यही बात अपने एडमिन से पूछी गई तो उसने बताया की मै जहा सुबह लोटा लेके जाता हूँ उस खेत की कीमत 7 करोड़ है ,,
और ऐसे बाथरुम तो हम रोज़ बदल देते है.

JOKES – BEST GOOD JOKES IN HINDI & JOKES OF THE DAY & FUNNIEST JOKES

We can see Jokes in almost all newspapers every day; likewise, all news websites also publish jokes daily. The reason behind it is to give a good start to people every day. Now, people have become very busy in making more and more money, so he does not have time for meeting with their friends and having a fun time for.

A Joke is very effective means that brings a smile on our face and makes changes in our moods.

About the Jokes in Hindi

Jokes are very important for our life because we are living in such a time when no one feels contended, so we stay restless and cannot even sleep well. A small joke has such power that makes us laugh which is told one of best medicine to stay healthy. Winston S. Churchill says a joke is a very serious thing. But, it is also said, it is covered with a smile. So, if a joke is made WhatsApp status in Hindi, it brings smiles on the face all connected people.

Uses of the Good Jokes

Today, it is essential for everyone that he should laugh or smile at least for good health. When we laugh, all our stress vanishes, and we feel refreshed. A good joke is small in size, but it is powerful enough to make feel good. So, the greatest use of the joke is bringing a smile on the face of people. However, joke also express the truth.

Whatsapp Status is one such an amazing place that offers you Jokes in Hindi and English. It also publishes Joke of the day. It is a website that has all selected jokes that can be used as WhatsApp status in Hindi, or if you want, you can also send them to your friends for bringing a smile on their face.

This website also has different kinds of quotes like love quotes, inspirational quotes, life quotes, and funny quotes. If you are in need of some material for Whatsapp status, you can find a variety of quotes that can be used as love status, attitude status, sad status, funny status, English status, and WhatsApp status in Hindi.

Besides, you can also find WhatsApp DP, heart touching stories, Jokes, Shayari, and SMS which can use for Whatsapp and Facebook.

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