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Knock Knock Jokes


< The Reason-to-Be-Here Knock Knock >

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Your kids will use this one on their friends which will surely ensure their popularity and social standing so teach this one right away . . or not . .

< The Birthday Knock Knock >

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Quick, find someone with a birthday today! This one is time sensitive but has the potential to be used every day! Go make some new friends with upcoming birthdays!

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you Until Dinner's Ready.

< The Gangster’s Knock Knock >

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?

Not one for the kids. Not one for the spouse. Not work appropriate. We’re not sure where, when, or how you’ll use this one but it’s a classic so we had to share.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

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